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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
Unread postPosted: 30 Dec 2008, 12:06 
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What does Santa eat for breakfast ?

Snowflakes.


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
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If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam!

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Unread postPosted: 30 Nov 2009, 20:07 
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The Pope visits a hospital and a ward of 50 patients - the headboard above patient No. 1 to 49 says R.C but No.50 says P, the Pope says "that's a little unfair, 49 catholics and only 1 protestant in this ward". To this the ward nurse says "no, 49 patients want Rice Krispies and 1 wants Porridge"


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Just for Michelle

HELP THE DISASTER..You've seen the conditions and damage on the news. The poor dejected faces of children. Adults looking lost and confused. A battered infrastructure, poor management and dire conditions have resulted in a disaster like no other. This is your chance to stand up and make a difference. So please, send your donations to Rafa Benitez, Liverpool FC, Anfield Road, Merseyside...

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For those NON-Man U fans:
Two lads wearing Man Utd tops smashed my car windscreen this morning. I could of swerved, but I thought..sod it!!!!

For Man U fans change team as required :)

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Q) What do you call a lady with a food mixer on her head?

A) Blenda


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