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 Post subject: MP Scandal
Unread postPosted: 12 Mar 2007, 00:40 
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Most MP's have a scandal about them hit the headlines once there elected so:

If you could write a scandal headline about Harry what would it be and why?

Please give exact headline as it would appear in a newspaper.

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DR PREGNANT WITH MPS BABY

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Luvcasualty wrote:
DR PREGNANT WITH MPS BABY

Harry knocked up MAGGIE?!!! :P :yahoo:

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TOP MPS DRUG SHAME

Holby MP Harry Harper, former doctor of Holby Hosptial, last night admitted to self prescribing anti depressants after his wife's death 4 years ago. Harper, 5? (how old is Harry, Harry not Simon?) only admitted to the incident after a former college threated blackmail. An inquest into the allegations will begin next month.

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NEW MPS SEX SCANDAL

It was revealed yesterday That Mr Harry Harper former Consultant OF Holby Ed Is The Father Of Former Colleages Maggie Coldwells Baby

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Unread postPosted: 12 Mar 2007, 23:37 
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Luvcasualty wrote:
NEW MPS SEX SCANDAL

It was revealed yesterday That Mr Harry Harper former Consultant OF Holby Ed Is The Father Of Former Colleages Maggie Coldwells Baby


haha I read that as the father of Maxwell Caulfields baby, I should probably put my glasses on...

"LOCAL MP: HARPER, HOODED HOOLIGAN"

Last week, it came to light that local MP Harry Harper has been a member of a gang of hooded youths who wreak havock on the streets of Holby for several years. The incident came to light when Harper was caught red handed stealing an old ladies Doberman puppy, and then proceeding to sell it on ebay."


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Kerri wrote:
haha I read that as the father of Maxwell Caulfields baby, I should probably put my glasses on...

"LOCAL MP: HARPER, HOODED HOOLIGAN"

Last week, it came to light that local MP Harry Harper has been a member of a gang of hooded youths who wreak havock on the streets of Holby for several years. The incident came to light when Harper was caught red handed stealing an old ladies Doberman puppy, and then proceeding to sell it on ebay."

:shock: Kerri, WWSS! :lol:

Actually your miss reading is funnier

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LMAO these are brilliant!

Colleagues and Lovers of MP Harry Harper Que Jump Cancer Tests


Local MP cares so much about his ED that he put a Colleague in for cancer tests ahead of a 3year old child!

Mum of 3year old Havvannah Lewis said "I got to the hospital to find my daughters scan had been postponed and we would be informed in due time of another date. Whilst I was talking to the nurse giving me the news I noticed a nurse in uniform had been called through taking Havvannahs place for the scan. Surely if she was well enough to work there was no need for her to have a scan that involved canceling the appointment of a three year old girl who is awaiting confirmation an operation to remove the cancer attacking her body. Without this scan my daughter cannot receive the operation and the longer we delay the less likely the operation will be a success. The way in which MP Harry Harper uses the hospital for his own personal agenda is disgraceful."

{From when Harry got Ellen that appointment}

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LOCAL MP SEEN LEAVING HOTEL WITH MYSTERY BRUNETTE

Local MP Harry Harper was seen in the early hours of Tuesday morning leaving a 5 Star Hotel with a mystery female. The pretty brunette was holding hands with the widower of 5 children before departing with an intimate embrace. An employee of the hotel, who refuses to be named, says "Harry Harper and a female had a 4 course meal together on Monday evening, laughing and chatting and at around 11pm booked to stay over but refuses to comment on whether they stayed in separate rooms or not.

A spokesperson for the MP states "what Harry Harper does in his spare time is his business and nobody elses, he is a dedicated MP and his professional priorities will always come first".


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Unread postPosted: 13 Mar 2007, 14:37 
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These are brilliant I'm loving reading this

MP SAVES ED FOR PERSONAL REASONS

A Source close to MP Harry Harper has revealed that the real reason he fought to save Holby's ED is because he would have no where else to pursue his sexual fantasies with junior members of staff!

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MP Exposed as a Flasher!!

Eye witnesses said he exposed himself to two old ladies, one of which had a stroke.

:lol:

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Lmao he can come practise on me if he wants

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nikkibear wrote:
MP Exposed as a Flasher!!

Eye witnesses said he exposed himself to two old ladies, one of which had a stroke.
:lol:

I've got a dirty mind. WWSS!

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