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 Post subject: Re: Puzzle/Riddle help.
Unread postPosted: 13 Jun 2007, 21:41 
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One ancient but still unanswered question: How does the man/woman who drives the Snow Plough get to his/her work in the morning?

Question 2: If it takes 30 minutes to dig a hole, how long does it take to dig half a hole?


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 Post subject: Re: Puzzle/Riddle help.
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the second one seems too easy, must be a hidden bit too it

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One ancient but still unanswered question: How does the man/woman who drives the Snow Plough get to his/her work in the morning?

Question 2: If it takes 30 minutes to dig a hole, how long does it take to dig half a hole?

Question 1: They take the snow plough home with them if snow is forecast so then can get to work

Question 2: Half a hole is a hole anyway

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Okay that was not what I was thinking haha! Like I say, I lack brain cells

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Oh, I love those stupid questions. Just my mad sense of humour.


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Do you know the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?

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Do you know the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?


The old ones are the best Heidi.
I know the answer but I'll let someone else get it. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Puzzle/Riddle help.
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This is actually the only English riddle I know.

I will translate another one;
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'

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I haven't a scooby to either question, gee ta folks for confirming me as a numpty.


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Breugel wrote:
This is actually the only English riddle I know.

I will translate another one;
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'



A skunk!

wait no.. there I go being a numpty, rotting dead animals isnt a plesant smell

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Kerri wrote:
Breugel wrote:
This is actually the only English riddle I know.

I will translate another one;
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'



A skunk!

wait no.. there I go being a numpty, rotting dead animals isnt a plesant smell


I'm affraid you got it completely wrong. You can have another try.

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Breugel wrote:
Do you know the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?

unlawful is unlawful is against the law and illeagle is a sick bird

Breugel wrote:
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'

A Pig? Bacon smells nice - actaully any cooked animals do - sorry veggies


My two - one more of a joke

Whats the differnce between a catfish and a lawyer?

Whats' the differnce between a buffalo and a bison?

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 Post subject: Re: Puzzle/Riddle
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shelliwood wrote:
Breugel wrote:
Do you know the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?

unlawful is unlawful is against the law and illeagle is a sick bird

Breugel wrote:
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'

A Pig? Bacon smells nice - actaully any cooked animals do - sorry veggies


You are right Shelli, Bacon is the correct answer to the second one.
I completely had forgotton these riddles. My mind is a terrible thing!!

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shelliwood wrote:
Breugel wrote:
Do you know the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?

unlawful is unlawful is against the law and illeagle is a sick bird

Breugel wrote:
'What stinks when living and smells good when dead'

A Pig? Bacon smells nice - actaully any cooked animals do - sorry veggies


My two - one more of a joke

Whats the differnce between a catfish and a lawyer?

Whats' the differnce between a buffalo and a bison?


I know the first one but not the second

Ones a scum sucking bottom dweller the other is a fish..... I don't know why I know that!

Okay I got one...If I can remember it...

A man lives in a one horse town, and he is tired of his one horse town. So, he leaves and rides for 2 days straight. He then finds he arrives at his new destination on the same Sunday that he left, How is this possible?

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 Post subject: Re: Puzzles/Riddles
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He arrived in another time zone?

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