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Unread postPosted: 23 Nov 2007, 18:27 
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This is more for fun than a proper competition but a prize of a (Vote Harry) rossette to the winner - open to all

Ok very simple we all know the poem, you have to make up the first verse following on from the first line. Closing date 23rd December The first verse is required but feel free to do more if you wish

'Twas the night before Chrismas . . .

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Orignal first verse for those who don't know it

'Twas the night before Chrismas
And all thorough the house
Not a creature was stiring
Not even a mouse

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Unread postPosted: 28 Nov 2007, 18:39 
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One to start you off. Tho better ones are coming, just not from me. You can enter as many times as you wish.

'Twas the night before christmas
And ED was heaving
When in burst a women
"My child, she's not breathing"

Harry Harper came through
he was in such a rush
Gathered the child
and was off to Resus

(Ok my brain failed to play with me after this point, so that's all I got)
First person to say resus and rush doesn't rhyme . . .

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Unread postPosted: 28 Nov 2007, 19:04 
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'Twas the night before christmas
The wards of Holby were bare
Until- in a man hobbeld
With a dead turkey lodged in his hair

He says he slipped on gravy
and landed on the table
"we have the bestest doctors here"
"Mr Harper is more than able"

"Of removing this dead bird
from the nest which is your hair
Now please let me get you a gown
and can you strip to your underwear?"

Mr Harper came along to see him
when he had the time,
He had five words of wisdom for him
"rush and resus don't ryhme"

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Unread postPosted: 28 Nov 2007, 20:04 
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Kerri wrote:
"rush and resus don't ryhme"

:lol: It's "close enough for poetic license." I like that term

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Unread postPosted: 28 Nov 2007, 20:10 
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shelliwood wrote:
Kerri wrote:
"rush and resus don't ryhme"

:lol: It's "close enough for poetic liscense." I like that term


Posh term- oblique rhyme.. yeh look at me go 8)

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kerri you geek! lol

Right, my go!

'Twas the night before christmas
And all was not well
Santa had an accident
And was lodged down a well

The paramedics arrived
"Call Harper!" one said
But despite their best efforts
Santa was dead!

Harry looked around
All eyes were on him
The reigndeers were bright
Yet the outlook semmed grim

All of a sudden
He stripped Santa bare
The crowd gasped in horror
Harry! Would he dare?

With no time to spare
He dived in the slay
Our own local hero
Up Up! And away!

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Unread postPosted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:53 
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FAN GATHERING NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS


Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the manor
The fans finished hanging
That last Simon banner

They laughed and they giggled
The time was now near
For Simon was coming
And he's 'such a dear'

To come here in person
It is such a treat
Just make sure that no one
Tries to kiss his feet

For Simon, the elegant man
That he is
Expects proper behavior
From fans that are his

No loudness, nor rudeness
No fussing, or stutters
In spite of the fact
That your heart's all a'flutters

For Simon we laid out
The best Christmas snack
Our table was lovely
And nothing had lack

Then Simon arrived
And smiled that nice smile
Then greeted his fans
And sat for awhile

As always he answered
Our questions with care
And signed many autographs
For fans who weren't there

The evening was lively
Such stories he told
We all listened brightly
His words were like gold

The time passed too quickly
Then Simon arose
Smiled once more with feeling
And drew the night to a close

There were a few tears
As he drove out of sight
Calling, 'Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night!'


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Unread postPosted: 06 Dec 2007, 11:03 
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Wow Lonna, that was a very good one. Loved it from the beginning until the end.
I will also give it a try. Forgive me for the errors.

'Twas the night before Christmas.
Everything was dark.
Outside we heard a noise
and saw a brightly spark

As it came closer
the spark became brighter
we held each other
tighter and tighter

When it hit our window
the spark turned into a human
It was Simon
I am his biggest fan

I welcomed him in our house
He accepted it graciously
He warmed himself at the fire place
I stared at him, ridiculously

He started talking to us
I listened very close
I did not hear his words
I only saw his lips move, I suppose

Then an alarm sounded
Simon calmed us down
Suddenly I had to laugh real hard
He just stood there in his gown

It was then that I woke up
it was all just a dream
Simon did not appear as a spark
All I could do was scream

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Last chance for anyone if they want to enter, will announce a winner tommorow

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shelliwood wrote:
Last chance for anyone if they want to enter, will announce a winner tommorow


You entered a poem as well. Can you also win? :lol:

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Unread postPosted: 24 Dec 2007, 23:35 
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Hmm this is HARD!! Each one made me laugh and smile for different reasons, they're all so good

But I have to pick one!

Hmm . . . The Winner is . . .

Lonna - FAN GATHERING NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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Unread postPosted: 25 Dec 2007, 09:18 
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That was my favourite as well. Congratulations Lonna! :clapping:

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Congratulations! 8)

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