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Unread postPosted: 01 Mar 2008, 21:01 
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Come embarrase yourself, done something stoopid that you think you should have known better?


Never bunny hop over icy post when drunk (not recently of course was a few years ago)

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Unread postPosted: 01 Mar 2008, 22:55 
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Don't get people to pay you to eat a Y shaped sweet that you and your mates found on the floor of your classroom.

Never presume all doors are automatic!

And if the sign says "Caution slippery surface" It means slippery surface - I know, you all thought it was a lie too didn't you!

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Unread postPosted: 31 May 2008, 14:21 
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Try and cook!

Mum had to have the repair man round 'cos of me haha

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Unread postPosted: 09 Jun 2008, 23:56 
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Don't touch a fence, for example, which has a sign stating 'wet paint' - why do people instinctively feel the need to do so?


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Do not let your children persuade you (against your better judgement) to take your golden retriever for a VERY long walk whilst wearing flip-flops! :roll: I now have blisters the size of a small African country.

It's also not a good idea to be wearing all-white whilst taking said dog for a walk, especially when he's been playing in the river!


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Unread postPosted: 11 Jun 2008, 16:01 
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Sian wrote:
Do not your children persuade you (against your better judgement) to take your golden retriever for a VERY long walk whilst wearing flip-flops! :roll: I now have blisters the size of a small African country.

It's also not a good idea to be wearing all white whilst talking said dog for a walk, especially when he's been playing in the river!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Happened to me once (with the flip-flops). I learned my lesson. I never do that again. :lol:

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Unread postPosted: 14 Jun 2008, 23:33 
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Don't talk to strangers (or strange people)

Tho it's amazing the older you get the more likely you are to talk to people you don't know; on the street, in supermarkets, sat next to in the theatre (outside stage doors :oops: )

My nan starts convos with anyone - I tell her not to do it to children tho, some parents might take offence

No weirdo's yet (apart from me) - just nice folks with a story to tell :roll:

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Unread postPosted: 15 Jun 2008, 00:37 
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Don't bite into something when you don't know what it is...

I did this today at work.. and now PRAWNS have touched my tongue!!!!!!!!!!! I hate prawns!!!!!! I have like a phobia of them.. I scrubbed my tongue SO hard!!! I'm emotionally distraught because of it haha

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Always double check before doing something, I handed in a piece of work that was actually a letter to my loved one and Miss read it out in class (was a few years ago now but it was highly embarrasing!)

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Unread postPosted: 02 Jul 2008, 08:58 
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Always double check before doing something, I handed in a piece of work that was actually a letter to my loved one and Miss read it out in class (was a few years ago now but it was highly embarrasing!)

OOwww, that must have been very embarrassing. Are you and that loved one still together after that incident?

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Unread postPosted: 02 Jul 2008, 15:06 
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We were hehe but that ended agesssss ago. I'm with a totally different person now. :)

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Unread postPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 17:58 
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Dont snort ginger (the spice) as a dare!

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Unread postPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 19:27 
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Ouch!! :lol: :lol: Have your eyes stopped watering yet??!!


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Ouch!! :lol: :lol: Have your eyes stopped watering yet??!!

Sound like you're talking from experience?

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Unread postPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 20:15 
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I had a similar experience with sherbet...

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