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Unread postPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 20:49 
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Don't touch a fence, for example, which has a sign stating 'wet paint' - why do people instinctively feel the need to do so?

To see if it's STILL wet :roll: Sign could have been up for day

Cos I do that :roll:

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Unread postPosted: 24 Aug 2008, 22:16 
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Don't put your finger in a hamsters cage and sleeping quarters when it's asleep - it hurts :roll:

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Never try to hold a cat when a fire engine goes roaring by with it's siren shrieking. That was when I was a child and I still have kitty "tread marks" down my arm!
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Unread postPosted: 25 Aug 2008, 02:29 
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Bikes can't jump a fence like a horse, no matter how much you pretend you''re riding one. (Ow.)

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The moral of last nights story- if in doubt ALWAYS plug in the sat nav

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Unread postPosted: 13 Nov 2008, 19:00 
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Sweet shops are baaaad.

There's an old fashioned one in Reading in Harris Arcade, bottles on the shelves, mmmm, spent a few quid in there today and came away with apple bon bons, pineapple chunks, sherbert lemons and 5 flavours of sherbet!!

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If the petrol light comes on in your car ALWAYS stop and fill up your petrol tank!!

Last night, I went to pull away and I actually ran out of petrol! So I had to walk to a petrol station and fill up a can with some fuel.. Very embarassing :oops:

Serves me right for driving around with the light on for 2 days haha

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You'd almost think they put those lights there for a reason, eh?!! :P


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Flippin' heck, you mean vehicles don't run on fresh air? Kerri, I think you deserve a Simon hug for that!


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Unread postPosted: 30 Dec 2008, 17:54 
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Deleting text messages off a phone every once in a while is a good thing.

Otherwise it spends ages deleting over 1000 texts :lol: Wouldn't bother if the phone wasn't going to someone else

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Sleeping and driving don't mix. (Don't ask!)

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Don't go out on a Friday night if you have work on Saturday morning.

So ill :mrgreen:

Must....not....throw...up...on....boss......or...fall...as-zzzzzzzz

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Don't go out on a Friday night if you have work on Saturday morning.

So ill :mrgreen:

Must....not....throw...up...on....boss......or...fall...as-zzzzzzzz



Not unless you're wanting yer P45! Only a good idea if he/she is a right tosser and there's another form of employment on the horizon. :drinks:


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Unread postPosted: 10 Jan 2009, 18:22 
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Kerri wrote:
Don't go out on a Friday night if you have work on Saturday morning.

So ill :mrgreen:

Must....not....throw...up...on....boss......or...fall...as-zzzzzzzz



Not unless you're wanting yer P45! Only a good idea if he/she is a right tosser and there's another form of employment on the horizon. :drinks:


haha I told her what I did last night, she thought it was wicked.

For my mates 18th they hired out this open top double decker bus, on the bottom deck was a disco, basting speakers and strobe lighting! It was great. We got to cruise round town centre, and everybody was like :?

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Unread postPosted: 10 Jan 2009, 18:50 
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That sounds cool, I hope you all had a fantastic time. I would have loved to have done something like that for my 18th.

I take it you've still got a job and you didn't annoy your boss too much.


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